Michael Person Dream Free Write #2

Michael Person is the kind of man who has to brush his teeth twice, shower twice a day, run around his house two times, and tap everything in the house twice before he leaves. Weird you say...a little nuts? Why yes. Does he have a little obessive compulsive disorder definitely! But when he dreams it gets worse. For every dream his obessive compulsive disorder doubles from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 and so on. So he never leaves his house, there is too much to do. He eventually becomes old, gray and has a heart attack from trying to run around his house a 1,000 times.

Michael Pearson Dream Free write #1

The town is sparkling with ice and white cotton candy, with fluffy red bows and green trees made into circles for everyones door. The people in the town are all singing....I love Christmas time!

All the stores have great discounts and the workers are so very nice. That is because they want you to buy, buy, buy. Yes, it is Christmas time!

This is the time to shop for everyone but your self, you almost feel like Santa's working elf. Except you must buy for everyone because they are relatives it doesn't matter if they are naughty or nice. It is Christmas time!

But since this is my dream, Michael Person is on vacation and reality went out the window.
I think I will buy, buy, buy just for me. Now I really do love Christmas time!

Free Write Using The Words GPS Chip & Bathing And Feeding

Some day every book will come with a GPS chip so the author can track where all their books go. So if he finds them in the trash because the reader thinks the book sucked then the author can beat their ass until their put into the hospital where they have to bath and feed you. Or do you think the author can take a little constructive criticism and handle the truth about his book?

"Attempts At A Life"

Is between fiction and poetry, and also biography and theory as stories. The cover is black and white and also colored. It has alot of messed up or adjuct/adjunct positions (as Robert says.) Overall not a bad book, this isn't so all over the place as Mr. Dynamite and a little easier to understand then "Carnage In The Lovetrees."

Free Write Paragraph About The Abstraction Of Coolness

You are hot, the new in thing...the shit....number one, people want to be you, look like you, dress like you, walk and talk like you....then you wake up?!

Observation Free Write Of A Person/Place/Thing

He walks down the hall, through the eating area, with a little strut..... does he think he is cool? Maybe he thinks he is a slick "Don-Wan." With his hands in his faded denim jean pockets, a tar black dress coat, and let's not forget the blacked rimed mob hat to complete his stylish look. He has probably watched to many mob movies, "The Sopranos"... "Carlito's Way." All he needed was a gun and a cigar. Could he even shoot a gun? Maybe he wouldn't have the guts. It takes a certain kind of person to shoot people. But then I never seen his face. You can sometimes tell what kind of person they are by their facial expressions... sometimes..but maybe not. He could have that innocent, little baby face with the tough mob appearence. It's just hard to read people because they never are what they seem to be.

Bon Jovi

This is my favorite band! I just got tickets to see them in Kanata, Canada November 17th. I guess what I like about them (other than the fact that John Bon Jovi is totally hot!) is that their music is easy to relate to. They can play with the listeners strings to their heart. Their music can make them happy or sad with just a few words and the tone of their voice. It is amazing.. how one band can be heard and related to around the world. I am so excited, I don't even have a word to express how I feel.

Whale Picture Free Write W/ Replacement Poem Words

The hidden edges steamed of the drainage, walking emerges through the clear-out of the cold, clear, steamy ocean/ While the windowbird rises behind, that sets a steamy sparkle reflection/ The trees above fly by and away with hidden blue/

The Free Write From The Whale Picture

The proudly, excited happiness of the frolicking jump emerges through the deep, cold glassy-blue ocean/ While the sun rises behind, that sets a glazed sparkle reflection/ The sky above mists away with grays of blue/

Buffalo Hair Show

Just thought I'd share some things about what a hair show is and what I learned. The hair show is a mixture of professional cosmetologists from many different states and cities. There where some from Australia, California, N.Y.C., Texas and several other places. They all had different techniques, that is what made them so interesting. Anyways it will be 5 years that I have been licensed in doing hair, nails, and make-up. An there was still several things that I learned at the show. There where new foiling, hair cutting, coloring, make-up, and styling techniques. My favorite company and demonstrators where from TIGI (the company who makes the Bed Head products.) While I was there I got a chance to see Niagara Falls from the Canadian side and tried the whole Casino- not much luck!

The Little Boy Who Wanted A Starbucks Double Mocha Latte!

The little boy who is 2 years old wants a double mocha latte. So he walks up to the lady at the counter and takes his hand and puts it up to his mouth and is motioning that he wants a drink. The boy says "2...mo..tae.."! The lady says "excuse me"? The boy says tae..tae..! (For latte.) Well the lady still doesn't know what the boy is trying to say so she gives him a hot coco with lots of marshmallows instead. "The boy doesn't know the difference" she says. She gives the boy the coco, he reaches into his diaper and gives the lady the money for his drink. As he leaves the little boy says "no tip for you, you don't even know the difference between coco and a double mocha latte"!

A Carnage In The Lovetrees

This book of poems I really don't understand. I guess I am used to the mushy, love poems or the sad, heart breaking ones. These poems are confusing and I can't grasp the meaning. Maybe someone else can help me, if not than Robert has a lot of questions to answer.

Butterfly On Pink Sheets

As you can see my favorite coor is pink! I also like butterflies and this picture has awsome warm, bright colors. I guess I just really liked the design and colors along with the butterfly. It is like the butterfly doesn't fit in though. The butterfly is a dark blue in a bright pink world/scenery.

99 ways to tell a story

Didn't really like the book. Yes it was a okay way to show all the ways you can tell a story I guess. But it got really boring quick, reading the same story over and over. There where a few good stories. My favorite was on page 40. There is the funny cartoon humor of this guy trippin out. An he is imagining things, like his hand talking.

Mr. Dynamite

This is a totally weird and outrageous book! I guess I am neutral on liking the book. It can be hard to follow, there is no punctuation and sometimes you wonder if he is talking to himself. Or maybe he is writing his thoughts. But this man Jarleth Prendergast has major addiction problems. Which includes drugs, alcohol, and sex. An Jarleth seems to think he has a hit movie on his hands and he is deeply in debt. His whole life is a mess. An he is waiting on inheritance money that he never really gets. So the book is all about the ramblings of Jarleth's life. Not a bad book jut a little hard to follow.

Free Write On Jail Bate Paris....

Paris Hilton has now sold her home due to her long stay in jail. But at least she can afford to fully acessorize her jail cell. An she is hoping her new perfume, "Jail Bate" will be a big hit. She still gets board from time to time so she emails and gets visits from Martha Stewart. Martha has showed Paris the ropes and has taught her some things about interior design. Since Paris' jail cell was gray it needed some serious help. An gray just is not Paris' favorite color! Well... stripes really isn't her style either, but she has already made her own clothes so she wouldn't have to look fat. As for food Martha has to take her left overs from her cooking show because Paris won't eat the food there and she can omly cook macaroni and cheese. But Paris is adjusting, going from gold down to silver is hard. She is hoping to be released soon. Her father is still working on pimping out his wife so he can pay for her bail. You'd think he would have enough money to get her out, but he has just purchased his own island. An the island is under construction so money is tight. So he has to make sacrifices!!

1 Wierd Outragous Headline!

Paris Hilton feels inspired while sitting in jail and makes her new perfume "Jail Bate".

Here's What I Think!

Leaves are only different colors in the fall (usually). An they where all lined up by colors as if the artist was displaying them as a life span. Staring young and new and changing to old and weathered.

Uranals are for men/boys and are not beautiful to look at. No toilet is nice to look at. Maybe the artist back in those times was captured by the urnal fountain. But to me the picture represents dirty bathrooms.

The dove comerical was a part of creative art. I create hair styles and make up styles everyday, it is fun. The sad part was when they still weren't happy with the girls over all look at the end, so they changed it. The girl was pretty before the make over. All the make over did was inhance her beauty. That is suppose to be the whole point of make up and hair styling. It isn't suppose to change the entire person. It should be fun to have different looks.

Donuts, Leaves and Urnals!

If the model had to talk to her gradmother about these three things I think she would say:

"I love glazed donuts but I do not eat them because they would make me fat"!

"Like the leaves are really pretty colors and they are in a line...how neat"!

"How can you get beauty out of a toilet? That is what they have me for. An toilets are so grose and dirty"!