Free Write On Jail Bate Paris....

Paris Hilton has now sold her home due to her long stay in jail. But at least she can afford to fully acessorize her jail cell. An she is hoping her new perfume, "Jail Bate" will be a big hit. She still gets board from time to time so she emails and gets visits from Martha Stewart. Martha has showed Paris the ropes and has taught her some things about interior design. Since Paris' jail cell was gray it needed some serious help. An gray just is not Paris' favorite color! Well... stripes really isn't her style either, but she has already made her own clothes so she wouldn't have to look fat. As for food Martha has to take her left overs from her cooking show because Paris won't eat the food there and she can omly cook macaroni and cheese. But Paris is adjusting, going from gold down to silver is hard. She is hoping to be released soon. Her father is still working on pimping out his wife so he can pay for her bail. You'd think he would have enough money to get her out, but he has just purchased his own island. An the island is under construction so money is tight. So he has to make sacrifices!!